Friday, July 17, 2009

In My Mind: Are you talking about me?

In My Mind:

In response to your request via email inviting me to provide you with materials to expound on, please see below what I think of you.

Tania, you are a like a child that was given too much or too little attention, thus your craving for it. In analyzing you, the woman, I wondered why you are so insecure with such low self-esteem, so I went into your profile and that’s when I saw “happily divorced”. Not speaking professionally as I’m not a Psychiatrist, my intelligence which I will call “common sense” tells me that there is some deep rooted hurt. Perhaps it started when you were a child, as in school you were so loud. Maybe that could be one of the reasons why you were remembered, but the main reason is that it is only natural to remember classmates of my year and otherwise after attending school for the duration of five (5) years. Therefore, by no means are you special. Your propensity to economize on the truth became evident when you denied knowing one of my friends in particular who commented on the CMA website. She was a prominent netball player, who represented Alpha on many occasions at netball tournaments receiving countless medals and awards for the school. This is again evident as you have written on her profile on more than one occasions. My reason for attacking your anatomy is not that I bear any attraction for you in the least, as you are not my type though you possess some of the physical attributes of a man (HTB) hard, tough and barky and I can bet you have skid marks on your underwear. You are just a casualty of the war you started and I’m taking no prisoner. I’m glad that my “limited intelligence” as you called it, effectively did what I intended by delivering a range of blows that has caused you countless hours of sleep deprivation, although I would have preferred to physically deliver those blows across your face. It is clear that your inability to hold on to a man has provided you the opportunity to spend all that time writing all that bullshit to me, how quaint. However, I was appalled that you could even mention that you and your ex had a good laugh after reading my email. Don’t you find it interesting and somewhat informative that your ex after laughing at you throughout your pathetic marriage is still laughing at you after the divorce?

As an effective writer, if I were you analyzing my work, what I would have done was to leave the statement in the original format written without changing or paraphrasing and then attack the contents. Again, we are two different writers with obviously varied levels of intellect. Your thoughts are all over the place, conflicting and vague. For example, you went on to talk about your academic achievements stating that you were a math scholar yet you did not point out the University you graduated from nor your major. I find your extensive so called “academic achievements” quite self-aggrandizing, to say the least. Let me suggest that you enroll in a University and major in Linguistics, since it is your desire to be a writer, as it is now firmly established that you are a monumental failure in this regard. A good writer is a good listener so you need to stop talking so much and spend the time and listen even to yourself and then you would be amazed at the amount of garbage that emanate. An excellent writer also knows the difference between effective communication and down right disrespect. Once you have achieved this, then you will be able to effectively address me on my level. You may validate these arguments with your own research. With reference to the Resume that you have submitted, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that your job application has been denied due to the fact that you have not met the required specifications and standards. I refuse to hire anyone who is so educated, yet so egotistical that they lack the very basic communication skill.

Your initial concern was about the media getting hold of the story and yet it is again ironic that you took the whole “saga” (as you put it) and placed it on this blog. Again, that makes you an hypocritical moron and highlights your stupidity. I am now convinced that you do not know me because if you did, you would have realized my love for the spotlight. Right now I’m having the time of my life and I do appreciate the free publicity. You can even take it further and contact the media houses, dummy!!!

You voluntarily took on the task of Website Administrator, yet again your statement is conflicting. Are you saying because you are not compensated for your services why you are doing such a terrible job or is it that you are actual doing your absolute best with your limited competency? It is so sad that your warped mind has taken a simple request and turned it into a charade. My friends and I thought that there was some privacy to the website preventing information from being removed. Why would you need to contact the CIA or FBI to fix a simple problem. Isn’t one of your skills a virtual assistant? I guess you are not a very good assistant! As Donald Trump would say, “YOU’RE FIRED”!!! You pointed out the comments that my friends made about your stupid behavior and even stated your surprised that one was a Registered Nurse, who saw your behavior as being fake and anal. This again, proved the fact that even the educated saw the needless attack on my character. You even attacked the Director of the website, whom you called the “Peacemaker” because she wanted us to resolve the situation amicably even though she thought you were very extreme in your approach to my request as she perfectly stated, “I am going to admit that I found you story funny as hell and took it for what it was, your experience at Alpha. I also understand your anger about the fact that you were reprimanded….”. Again, as Website Administrator you need to be specific, you cannot demand a memorable story and expect tact unless you effectively communicate that all experiences be kept clean. You pointed out that other derogatory stories are still on the website including one that you posted for my friend regarding a sexual relationship between Father Williams and another student, even though this is may only be an assumption and not necessarily a fact. However, you dare to reprimand me on a less disgraceful story. Therefore, you are engaging in selective moral indignation. It makes me wonder if you have some hidden agenda. At least it shows that you have some kind of consistency in being a fool.

You likened me to a mad woman screaming in cross road but you are a pathetic woman lost in an abyss screaming for attention. You are delusional and your deep rooted hurt reared its ugly head as you felt I was attacking your ability to perform as the Website Administrator, therefore, attacking my intelligence in return. You felt that because I cursed blood claat, I have no class and I’m from the gutter, by extension are you implying that Sister B. also lacks class because she used those exact words when she scowled me that morning. Rest assured that I’m from the Ghetto and proud because that environment has fostered my persona as a strong black woman, who is very arrogant, taking no bull shit and yet I am not at all ignorant. I can be placed in any forum. I don’t need to supply a Resume as I am the owner of my own establishment and I really don’t have to validate myself to you. You stated that I am firmly rooted in the gutters but if by gutter you are referring to the Ghetto, then I will say you are correct on that count because my roots is the Ghetto, as I will never pretend to be ashamed nor forget but if you are indeed referring to a gutter that carries slime, grime and germs, then I will suggest that you look in the same big hole between your legs that your husband was so eager to run away from.

Let me point out that from the gutter came Jesus Christ as he was born in a lowly stable. He became angry and drove out the people who were selling in the temple. If the son of God, who is perfect and without sin, got angry when provoked, am I not justified and entitled to react in whatever manner I see fit to insult and disrespect? Bob Marley came from the ghetto of Trench Town. He smoked marijuana (weed) and I’m sure he cursed some form of claat. Yet, he was not judge based on those merit and his family was able to meet with Barack Obama, president of the USA and his family at the White House. Another assignment is to find that clippings. I would also recommend that you read Barack Obama’s book, “The Audacity of Hope”. Kindly note that the people I have mentioned have made an indelible mark on the world. At the BET Awards, which was broadcasted and televised across the world, featured JayZ and in his performance, singing the song, “Death of Autoune” rang out “Blood Claat”. I was so elated to see someone of a different culture embracing our Jamaican Culture in such a forum. If he can love us for who we are as a people, who the hell are you to tell me to be ashamed of who I am and where I came from. I would suggest that you take the time to review the antics of the Government officials in parliament.

Tania you are nothing but a despicable reprobate. The likes of you disrespecting and attacking the Hair Care Industry, which is ultimately linked to the fashion and modeling Industry. Again, please to shut your stinking mouth if you do not know of which you speak. I can tell that you have never been in a hair salon as it is evident in your physical appearance and the presentation of your hair. Again, your assignment is to read up on the hair industry and its greatness.

Unlike you, I do have a man and child, who are more deserving of my precious time that is wasted on this petty squabble. It is also my aspiration to acquire lots of money, therefore, I now focus my full attention on my business. Again, I hope that I have provided enough information and material for you to expound. You have gotten your wish as I have now diminished and obliterate you without using any expletives thus proving my limitless capacity and versatility.

In light of the above, this will be my last communication to you as your opinion of me still remains irrelevant and of no importance. Therefore, I hereby delete you from my mailing list, poof and just like that you are gone!!! I remain Michieboo changing for no one or thing. However, I will continue to be respectful to those who are respectful to me.

Michelle u talking about me?
In response to you request via email inviting me to provide you with materials to expound, please see below what I think of you.

Tania, you are a like a child that was given too much or too little attention, thus your craving for it. In analyzing you, the woman, I wondered why you are so insecure with such low self-esteem, so I went into your profile and that’s when I saw “happily divorced”. Not speaking professionally as I’m not a Psychiatrist, my intelligence which I will call “common sense” tells me that there is some deep rooted hurt. Perhaps it started when you were a child, as in school you were so loud. Maybe that could be one of the reasons why you were remembered, but the main reason is that it is only natural to remember classmates of my year and otherwise after attending school for the duration of five (5) years. Therefore, by no means are you special. Your propensity to economize on the truth became evident when you denied knowing one of my friends in particular who commented on the CMA website. She was a prominent netball player, who represented Alpha on many occasions at netball tournaments receiving countless medals and awards for the school. This is again evident as you have written on her profile on more than one occasions. My reason for attacking your anatomy is not that I bear any attraction for you in the least, as you are not my type though you possess some of the physical attributes of a man (HTB) hard, tough and barky and I can bet you have skid marks on your underwear. You are just a casualty of the war you started and I’m taking no prisoner. I’m glad that my “limited intelligence” as you called it, effectively did what I intended by delivering a range of blows that has caused you countless hours of sleep deprivation, although I would have preferred to physically deliver those blows across your face. It is clear that your inability to hold on to a man has provided you the opportunity to spend all that time writing all that bullshit to me, how quaint. However, I was appalled that you could even mention that you and your ex had a good laugh after reading my email. Don’t you find it interesting and somewhat informative that your ex after laughing at you throughout your pathetic marriage is still laughing at you after the divorce?

As an effective writer, if I were you analyzing my work, what I would have done was to leave the statement in the original format written without changing or paraphrasing and then attack the contents. Again, we are two different writers with obviously varied levels of intellect. Your thoughts are all over the place, conflicting and vague. For example, you went on to talk about your academic achievements stating that you were a math scholar yet you did not point out the University you graduated from nor your major. I find your extensive so called “academic achievements” quite self-aggrandizing, to say the least. Let me suggest that you enroll in a University and major in Linguistics, since it is your desire to be a writer, as it is now firmly established that you are a monumental failure in this regard. A good writer is a good listener so you need to stop talking so much and spend the time and listen even to yourself and then you would be amazed at the amount of garbage that emanate. An excellent writer also knows the difference between effective communication and down right disrespect. Once you have achieved this, then you will be able to effectively address me on my level. You may validate these arguments with your own research. With reference to the Resume that you have submitted, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that your job application has been denied due to the fact that you have not met the required specifications and standards. I refuse to hire anyone who is so educated, yet so egotistical that they lack the very basic communication skill.

Your initial concern was about the media getting hold of the story and yet it is again ironic that you took the whole “saga” (as you put it) and placed it on this blog. Again, that makes you an hypocritical moron and highlights your stupidity. I am now convinced that you do not know me because if you did, you would have realized my love for the spotlight. Right now I’m having the time of my life and I do appreciate the free publicity. You can even take it further and contact the media houses, dummy!!!

You voluntarily took on the task of Website Administrator, yet again your statement is conflicting. Are you saying because you are not compensated for your services why you are doing such a terrible job or is it that you are actual doing your absolute best with your limited competency? It is so sad that your warped mind has taken a simple request and turned it into a charade. My friends and I thought that there was some privacy to the website preventing information from being removed. Why would you need to contact the CIA or FBI to fix a simple problem. Isn’t one of your skills a virtual assistant? I guess you are not a very good assistant! As Donald Trump would say, “YOU’RE FIRED”!!! You pointed out the comments that my friends made about your stupid behavior and even stated your surprised that one was a Registered Nurse, who saw your behavior as being fake and anal. This again, proved the fact that even the educated saw the needless attack on my character. You even attacked the Director of the website, whom you called the “Peacemaker” because she wanted us to resolve the situation amicably even though she thought you were very extreme in your approach to my request as she perfectly stated, “I am going to admit that I found you story funny as hell and took it for what it was, your experience at Alpha. I also understand your anger about the fact that you were reprimanded….”. Again, as Website Administrator you need to be specific, you cannot demand a memorable story and expect tact unless you effectively communicate that all experiences be kept clean. You pointed out that other derogatory stories are still on the website including one that you posted for my friend regarding a sexual relationship between Father Williams and another student, even though this is may only be an assumption and not necessarily a fact. However, you dare to reprimand me on a less disgraceful story. Therefore, you are engaging in selective moral indignation. It makes me wonder if you have some hidden agenda. At least it shows that you have some kind of consistency in being a fool.

You likened me to a mad woman screaming in cross road but you are a pathetic woman lost in an abyss screaming for attention. You are delusional and your deep rooted hurt reared its ugly head as you felt I was attacking your ability to perform as the Website Administrator, therefore, attacking my intelligence in return. You felt that because I cursed blood claat, I have no class and I’m from the gutter, by extension are you implying that Sister B. also lacks class because she used those exact words when she scowled me that morning. Rest assured that I’m from the Ghetto and proud because that environment has fostered my persona as a strong black woman, who is very arrogant, taking no bull shit and yet I am not at all ignorant. I can be placed in any forum. I don’t need to supply a Resume as I am the owner of my own establishment and I really don’t have to validate myself to you. You stated that I am firmly rooted in the gutters but if by gutter you are referring to the Ghetto, then I will say you are correct on that count because my roots is the Ghetto, as I will never pretend to be ashamed nor forget but if you are indeed referring to a gutter that carries slime, grime and germs, then I will suggest that you look in the same big hole between your legs that your husband was so eager to run away from.

Let me point out that from the gutter came Jesus Christ as he was born in a lowly stable. He became angry and drove out the people who were selling in the temple. If the son of God, who is perfect and without sin, got angry when provoked, am I not justified and entitled to react in whatever manner I see fit to insult and disrespect? Bob Marley came from the ghetto of Trench Town. He smoked marijuana (weed) and I’m sure he cursed some form of claat. Yet, he was not judge based on those merit and his family was able to meet with Barack Obama, president of the USA and his family at the White House. Another assignment is to find that clippings. I would also recommend that you read Barack Obama’s book, “The Audacity of Hope”. Kindly note that the people I have mentioned have made an indelible mark on the world. At the BET Awards, which was broadcasted and televised across the world, featured JayZ and in his performance, singing the song, “Death of Autoune” rang out “Blood Claat”. I was so elated to see someone of a different culture embracing our Jamaican Culture in such a forum. If he can love us for who we are as a people, who the hell are you to tell me to be ashamed of who I am and where I came from. I would suggest that you take the time to review the antics of the Government officials in parliament.

Tania you are nothing but a despicable reprobate. The likes of you disrespecting and attacking the Hair Care Industry, which is ultimately linked to the fashion and modeling Industry. Again, please to shut your stinking mouth if you do not know of which you speak. I can tell that you have never been in a hair salon as it is evident in your physical appearance and the presentation of your hair. Again, your assignment is to read up on the hair industry and its greatness.

Unlike you, I do have a man and child, who are more deserving of my precious time that is wasted on this petty squabble. It is also my aspiration to acquire lots of money, therefore, I now focus my full attention on my business. Again, I hope that I have provided enough information and material for you to expound. You have gotten your wish as I have now diminished and obliterate you without using any expletives thus proving my limitless capacity and versatility.

In light of the above, this will be my last communication to you as your opinion of me still remains irrelevant and of no importance. Therefore, I hereby delete you from my mailing list, poof and just like that you are gone!!! I remain Michieboo changing for no one or thing. However, I will continue to be respectful to those who are respectful to me.

Michelle